Entertainment jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Memes
Why does this always happen to me...
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."