Entertainment jokes
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?