Entertainment jokes
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;