Entertainment jokes

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?

Light mode.

What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."