Entertainment jokes

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?

Why did the prisoner run away?

To spit bars.

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

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There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!