Entertainment jokes

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

Have you seen the new movie Constipation?

You haven't?

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

The joke is my life.

What is the most played game in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.