Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Movie

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

Film

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Memes

Suicide

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

    Joystick

    I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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  • Comedian

    So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

    Game of Thrones

    The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

    I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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  • Orphanage

    Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

    Magician

    Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

    I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

    Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

    Video Game

    My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.