where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
What do Evil Kinevil and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Why can’t orphans go on game shows
You need a family member
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
