Entertainment jokes
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.