Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Your (DYM 9).
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?