Entertainment jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest.

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

Have you seen the new movie Constipation?

You haven't?

That's because it hasn't come out yet.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What is the most played game in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

The joke is my life.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D