What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
The joke is my life.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
