What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
the joke is my life
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
"did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah it was lit"
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!🔥🔥
What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Why cant an Orphan be a Youtuber. Because most of the videos are Family-Friendly.
