Entertainment jokes
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Wish jokers.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.