Entertainment jokes
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Up (DYM 94).
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.