Entertainment Jokes

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

the joke is my life

Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

"did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah it was lit"

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What’s a depressed kids favourite game....hangman.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

Why cant an Orphan be a Youtuber. Because most of the videos are Family-Friendly.

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!🔥🔥

Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage

Kid: why

Dad:so you won't get bored

what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.