My Life

Listen up, you simpleton. I know you're the kind of person who thinks a microwave is a magical box, and I can see that you clearly don't understand what it means to be depressed because you made a statement like this. This isn't about punchlines, it's your entire existence, get it? It's like your life is a sitcom, but it's a tragedy. The humor here is dark because it's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be painful. That's the whole point. You're a walking punchline, and you do it so well you don't even realize it.