Entertainment jokes
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Top 10 anime deaths
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Skeppy is the joke.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Wow, no SP jokes?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.