My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
what is a Russian joke
something that will be funny for Russian people
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Do you that the Royal family like carnivals. Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
me haha im the joke
im so fucking bored
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
