What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
