Entertainment jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Memes
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.