Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
I love rap!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I came here to laugh.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
