Entertainment jokes

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

"Daddy's Home."

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?

Lil Drip.

What show can’t orphans watch?

Family Guy.

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Bababooey.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.