Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Top 10 anime deaths
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
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I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.