Entertainment jokes
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.