Entertainment jokes
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Memes
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Joke start.
Punchline!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!