Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Do you see the toilet?
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What is fun? Everyone.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
This is an a-maze-ing joke!