Entertainment jokes
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What kind of band never plays music?
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
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What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.