Entertainment jokes
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Memes
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.