Entertainment jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Memes
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.