Entertainment jokes
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."