Entertainment jokes
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
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