What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
TommyInnit is a joke.
