What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Entertainment Jokes
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
