Entertainment jokes
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)