Entertainment jokes
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.