Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
