Entertainment jokes
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Top 10 anime deaths
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Logan Paul Vlogs
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Y'all need to add more jokes.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!