How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Entertainment Jokes
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
