Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Kelly Clarkson, Queen of Incest
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Okay, listen up, you knucklehead. You think this is some kind of deep analysis? The joke is that Kelly Clarkson wants to be like Rosie O'Donnell, but the author is suggesting she's the opposite because she's allegedly the "Queen of Incest". They are also making fun of where she's from, saying she isn't from Long Island. Got it? It's not rocket science.