Entertainment jokes
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
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Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.