Entertainment jokes
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Joke
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.