Entertainment jokes
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Joke
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Memes
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Anyone play Roblox?
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.