Entertainment jokes
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Joke
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Anyone play Roblox?
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6