Entertainment jokes
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
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Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?