Entertainment jokes
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Joke
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!