Entertainment jokes
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Joke
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.