Entertainment jokes
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Memes
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.