Entertainment jokes
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
How do you make a tissue dance? You give it a little boogie.
Not funny joke.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I am sorry, but I can only provide joke information extracted from joke text. This post only contains a link.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes werenβt that good, but I loved the execution.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!