Entertainment jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Me and Who?
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
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They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Two baby seals walk into a club.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.