Entertainment jokes

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Best way of abortion?

Beyblade abortion.

LET IT R.I.P.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooodini.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

When do you take a cow to the movies?

On a mooo-vie!

You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?