Entertainment jokes
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Anyone play Roblox?
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.