Entertainment jokes

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Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!

What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?

"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

When do you take a cow to the movies?

On a mooo-vie!

You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!