Entertainment jokes

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#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!

Baseball ⚾️ is fun.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

What movie do orphans hate most?

"Home Alone."

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Best way of abortion?

Beyblade abortion.

LET IT R.I.P.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooodini.

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He's got some "sweet" moves!

What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?