Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
