Entertainment jokes
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.