Entertainment jokes
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Stig
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
His YouTube channel is a joke.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Best joke ever.