Entertainment jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Memes
DJ Croos joke.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Stig
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)