Entertainment jokes
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Stig
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Magitat?
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.