Entertainment jokes
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Niall Devine, clown.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
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