Entertainment jokes

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Who was in Paris?

I dunno, the title was censored.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Funny posts.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"