Entertainment jokes
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.