Entertainment jokes

What are clowns good at?

Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.

The Harry Potter fanbase.

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!

Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.