Marble jokes

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0