Marble jokes

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

The feather.

The rope stopped the kid.

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.