Marble jokes

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.

Water was found on Mars.

Mars: 1 Africa: 0

What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?

Mario.

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.