Marble jokes
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
