Marble jokes

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."