Marble jokes
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
