Marble

Marble Jokes

Man

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

Royal

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Insult

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Uncle

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.