What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Entertainment Jokes
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
