Entertainment jokes
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.