Entertainment jokes
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Memes
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Your (DYM 9).
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?