Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Memes
what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.