Entertainment jokes
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Peter's playtime.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.