Entertainment jokes
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
This is how I got [redacted]
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
DJ Croos joke.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.