Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Gaming, uh?
Drama queens be like: =- (
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
