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What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?

Mountain Dew.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

"AOT is mid."

Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?

It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.

What’s green and smells of bacon?

KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?

To get to the opera.

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

Here's a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions-

My buddies think I'm on the lake.

Boss thinks I've been sick for days.

And mama's probably on her way

'Cause I ain't picked up the phone.

I've been a million places,

But they're all up in my head.

Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.

I've been gone, I've been gone

I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.

All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong

Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane

Sadder than a country song.

Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way

Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.

Took a trip down memory lane.

Checked into hotel heartbreak.

Passed rock bottom on the way

Without leaving my living room.

I've been a million places

But they're all up in my head.

Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.

I've been gone, I've been gone

I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.

All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong

Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane

Sadder than a country song.

Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way

Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.

Yeah

I've been gone.

All the clothes are on the floor

All the mail's by the door

All the whiskey bottles in my bed.

All the dishes in the sink

All the gas is in the tank

All the neighbors probably think I'm dead.

I've been gone, I've been gone

I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.

All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong

Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane

Sadder than a country song.

Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way

Ever since you moved on, I've been gone (ooh, ooh)

I've been gone (ooh, ooh)

Gone

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

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Where we treat our patients nicely.

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