Entertainment jokes
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.