Entertainment jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.