Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Joke
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
