Entertainment jokes

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.

The (DYM 103).

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.