[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
