Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Entertainment Jokes
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Babe, it's over.
After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway.
I meant the movie...
Alia’s YouTube channel.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
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If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
