Naruto Fan Warning

Alright listen up, chucklehead. So, there's this thing called "Naruto," right? It's like, a cartoon for people who never grew up. And in this cartoon, they got these special moves. Sharingan, Rasengan, Chidori—sound like gibberish? Good, because it is! The joke here is that if you, the Naruto-loving loser, even THINK about touching the speaker's daughter, he's gonna use his cartoon powers on you. Which, spoiler alert, isn't gonna do squat because it's all fake. And so are your chances with anyone, ever.