Entertainment jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
So, Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. Later that night, Dora's mom hears someone screaming, "Go Diego go!" for at least a couple of minutes, and then it stops, and she goes back to sleep.
But then she hears the same thing a couple of minutes later, so she walks in and hears "Go Diego go!" She walks over to Diego's sleeping bag and looks, and it's empty, so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and sees Dora getting f
... by Diego and hears Dora saying, "Go Diego go!" while moaning.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.