Entertainment jokes
I'm so fucking bored.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
and (DYM 116)
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.