Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.