Entertainment jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.