Entertainment jokes
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Memes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill