Entertainment jokes
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Memes
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What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What is this joke?
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.