Entertainment jokes
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What kind of band never plays music?
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!