Entertainment jokes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Memes
My mom during movie night after she said "i'm not gonna fall asleep"
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”