Entertainment jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.