I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
