Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Candle

Why is Daisy afraid of candles?

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Moment

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Memes

Joyce

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Mama

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Player

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

Concert

[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.

Shrek

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Magic

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!