Entertainment jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
best last comment ever
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.