Entertainment jokes
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
This is so damn funny!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."