Entertainment jokes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
This is so damn funny!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*