Entertainment jokes
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
This is so damn funny!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
I watch gay porn.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.