Entertainment jokes

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

This is so damn funny!

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.

Friend: You have to be able to stand up.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

Layne: IKR

Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

Addison: ok fine.

Layne: Look at this joke.

Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*