This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Entertainment Jokes
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
This is so damn funny!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
I watch gay porn.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Justin Bieber
