Entertainment jokes
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Indian porn
Ooooh oooh oooh
Baaaaaa
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Stig
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.