Entertainment jokes

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.

Friend: You have to be able to stand up.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

This is so damn funny!

Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.

Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!

Layne: IKR

Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.

Addison: ok fine.

Layne: Look at this joke.

Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.