What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Entertainment Jokes
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Drama queens be like: =- (
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
