Entertainment jokes
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Gaming, uh?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Drama queens be like: =- (
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What's an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."