Description jokes
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Off brand Hollow Knight
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Your face.
What is your body like? Soft.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife? “Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Ed is dumb.
FIERY LOS
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."