Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
FIERY LOS
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Your face.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
