I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Gone Fishing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The dude was watching porn while fishing, right? His girlfriend offered him her "fish," but he's too dense to realize she's not talking about a literal fish. He thinks she needs to be in the water to be a fish. You gotta be smarter than the joke, buddy. Some people...
Comments (1)
Anonymous
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