Entertainment jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!