Entertainment jokes
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Gaming, uh?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!