Entertainment

Entertainment jokes

Gun

    • TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

    Father: Guns cause all these problems!

    Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

    Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

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    • Porn

    • My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

    And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

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    • Teacher

    • Vegan Teacher the musical.

    Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

    Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

    Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

    Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

    Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

    Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

    Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

    - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

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    • Bartender

    • A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.

    The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.

    The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.

    The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"

    The bartender agrees without hesitation.

    The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.

    "WTF!" the man shouts.

    The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"

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