What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Entertainment Jokes
"Dababy midget porn."
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
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What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Cocomelon.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
