My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Entertainment Jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Hahaha!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
