Entertainment jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
You masturbate...
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You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Hahaha!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...