Entertainment jokes
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6