Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
These are just plain wrong jokes.