Entertainment jokes
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Cocomelon.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
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A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."