What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
