Emotion jokes
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Bro when someone is suisidel
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
It's still depression, by the way.