Emotion jokes

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tears left to cry...

I hate my life.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

What is the difference between hungry and horny?

The cucumber goes to different places.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.