Emotion jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby?

One makes you cry when you cut it up.

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tears left to cry...

I hate my life.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despesso.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

What do you say to a depressed special kid?

“Why so down?”

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.