Emotion jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?

A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.