Emotion jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I hope this email finds u well
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.