Emotion jokes

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?

A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

Quote for the day.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)