Emotion jokes

Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?

A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?

Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!

I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.

Onions was such a good dog!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.