Emotion jokes
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
I hope this email finds u well
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I started crying when my dad was chopping onions.
Onions was such a good dog!
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.