Crippling Depression Knock-Knock

This is a play on the classic knock-knock joke. Usually, the response to "[Name] who?" is a pun on the name. Here, the punchline reveals that the person knocking is the depression, making it self-deprecating and a little dark.

• Depression
• Mental Health
• Cripple
• Door
• Anxiety
• Laughter

• Knock knock. Who’s there? Die. Die who? Me, I want to die.
• What do you call a depressed person? Me.
• Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.