Emotion

Emotion Jokes

Whore

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.

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  • Friend

    My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.

    Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”

    Orphan

    I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

    Attitude

    My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

    Rickroll

    Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

    Dog

    I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.

    Bone

    Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

    Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

    Orphan

    Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?

    Because it can't hit home.

    Artist

    What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

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  • Onion

    What's the difference between an onion and a baby?

    One makes you cry when you cut it up.

    Movie

    *Watches sad movie with family*

    Everyone else: *Crying*

    Sister: How aren't you crying?

    Me: I have no tears left to cry...

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