If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I cried while my parents were cutting onions... onions was such a good dog.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
