Emotion jokes
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
I hate nightmares.
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.