Emotion jokes

Depression :)

Me :D

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

I'm so fucking bored.

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Hi 👋 I love you!

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.