Emotion jokes

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

Why was the staircase so sad?

Because everyone walks on them.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

U can vent here idc.

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.

Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

I love not much.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.