Emotion jokes
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Can emos eat happy meals?
What kills you?
Suicide.
Depression :)
Me :D
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Friend: You ok, man?
Me: Yea... I'll just leave myself "hangin'" tonight...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
I'm so fucking bored.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.