Emotion jokes

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.

Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

I don’t love being bored.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.

Throw a plate.

It’s broken, right?

Say “sorry” to it.

Did it fix back?

No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

At my most fear, I shit my pants.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.