Emotion jokes

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Depression :)

Me :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

What kills you?

Suicide.

I'm so fucking bored.

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!