Emotion jokes
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Can emos eat happy meals?
"Like if u cry everytime."
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
What kills you?
Suicide.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Depression :)
Me :D
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
I'm so fucking bored.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe