dammit i hanged off their nose off
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
what bee is terrible at flying kobee
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wanna be goths
What’s a emos favourite singer Slash
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
what do you call an emos face
elmo's son
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
