Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Emo Jokes
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
