Emo jokes
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
My username good.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Daddy, harder!
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."