Emo jokes
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.