Emo jokes
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.