Emo

Emo jokes

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

The emo kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.

if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

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