Emo jokes
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.