Emo jokes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I got jealous when my phone dies.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.