Emo jokes
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
My username good.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.