Emo jokes
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
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What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!