Emo jokes
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Like if you know someone is emo.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
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What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.