When can an elephant us an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
Fat chicks be like “Am i fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty” like none bitch u elephant pretty 😭😭😭
👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
Q I Iike elephants A everything else is inrrelephant
Q I like elephants A Everything else is inrrelephant
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell of I know)
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino ??
El if I know
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
You momma's so fat she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
Ganesha is a elephant
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
