20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sully fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
Elephant
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
time to get a new fence.
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
<Whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? I don't know, what?> <They are both purple except for the elephant.
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God? Because he doesn't exist !
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
What does an elephant that doesn't matter called? An irrel-ephant ;)
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix
Helliphino
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
koala-fications are irr-elephant
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
