Elephant jokes

I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.