What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Elephant Jokes
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
