Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
