Endangered

Endangered Jokes

Girl

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

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  • Hairline

    Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

    Hairline

    Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

    Panda

    Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

    Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

    Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"