Endangered jokes

Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

A. The baby girl.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Nessie is dying.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.