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Love

Anonymous

I LOVE EGGS

Puns

Robert Andrei Velica

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

Puns

egg

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

Country

Anonymous

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

Chicken

CheddarSalad

Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.

Fat

sofunnyitsnot

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Puns

Hsin Huang

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him Omelette you do your egg jokes.

Meditation

eggs

what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet

Baby

worst jokes by me

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs

Nothing

E

what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

Chicken

Karen Marshall

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

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Chicken

Anonymous

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. – I’ll let you know.

Taste

Saoirse Corin Conn

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

Personal

Anonymous

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.

Beat

Gabeyboy

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Cannibal

Anonymous

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Breakfast

Anonymous

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

Eating

Chet

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

Fat

katie

teacher.what is cow kid.meat teacher.nice what is chicken kid.eggs teacher. what does the big fat pig give you kid.HOMEWORK

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