Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
I LOVE EGGS
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
what do you call and egg murder?
An eggs_terminator
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
my eggs are just like my dad....none egg-istent
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can't beat...
what's the difference between me and an egg? an egg gets laid.