Egg jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!