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Anonymous

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick’s the hardest part of the body She looked like she’s having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” in her bumhole

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she’s in love with bumming Didn’t make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what’s wrong with eating the asshole? You’ll never know if you don’t try You’ll never taste if you don’t lick

Hey now, you’re a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you’re a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

It’s a gay place and they say it gets gayer You’re licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on cocaine, how about yours? That’s the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you’re a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you’re a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg

Man

Anonymous

Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says “Indian chief know all! $5”. So the fellow’s curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks “What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!”. “Eggs?” shouts the guy “Everybody has eggs! I’ve been had!” throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.

Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says “How”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Poached”.

Bill

Anonymous

I always loved going to Bill Cosby’s house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with “Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey”.

Difference

Jimmy

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg

Mum

Anonymous321

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don’t have to pay for the food.

Head

Albert Mag

If I busted an egg on your head…The yolk would be on you …ha ha ha !!!

Beat

Overwatch_Gamer321

THE EGG THAT BEAT KYLIE JENNER

Dawn

dalmation detectives

When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn

Naughtiness

Lola

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!

😜😝😋😎

Cake

Anonymous

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

Sun

Anonymous

what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don’t look at my crack!

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.

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Girl

Anonymous

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

Ball

Uncle Jokes

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Puns

A very bad pun

Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!

Skeleton

Sans

What do you Call A Skeletons egg?.. A eggiBONE

Side

Anonymous

Eggs are so egg-celent that they are sunny side up.

Bacon

Funny

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

Bacon

Funny

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

Eating

Anonymous

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn’t find it anywhere.

I think someone must’ve poached it.

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