You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Don't crack this joke up!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What is an egg?
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
