Egg jokes
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣