Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
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Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
Eggs
You crack me up
what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!!!!!!!
my step sister is a big titty goth egg should I tap that?
WHY DID THE PEOPIE GET A CHICKEN??? TO MAKE EGGS.
what egg do u buy a orphan?
free range
What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs: a eggoppnitos
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
How to make emo cakes: Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging
clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
