Egg jokes
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Memes
Egg?
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"