Egg jokes
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Egg?
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!