My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Egg
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
Eggs
You crack me up
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
what does the egg do after the pan told him an joke?
- he cracked up
The ketchup told a joke no one was laughing but the egg was cracking up
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
