Egg jokes
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."