Egg jokes
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
cheese
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.