I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Dalek Egg Timer
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! A "Dalek" is like a metal trashcan on wheels from the TV show "Doctor Who" that wants to destroy everything. The joke is that instead of just dinging when your egg is ready, this egg timer screams, "Eggs terminate!" which is what the Daleks usually shout but about people. The joke is funny if you are a nerd, which you are.