My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
my dads just like my eggs…runny🤣😭🥺
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.
my eggs are just like my dad…none egg-istent
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk… oh come on don’t be hard boiled
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!
You crack me up
A person laughs everyday. “Man,” they say, "I’m glad I’m not an egg, otherwise I’d just CRACK MYseLf uP!
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
Let’s get this right. What’s the difference between an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can’t beat…
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
What do you call a bad ‘egg’ meme?
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
what do you call and egg murder?