Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut đ
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they Ěd crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Yo mama so fat when she landed to the earth the earth cracked like eggs LOL
Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
You know why eggs cant tell jokes? They crack eachother up
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
What do you call peg and cat from peg + cat? Egg + splat. Eggy joke for all too enjoy
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
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did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
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What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys Devil-ed eggs! đ
Why was the chicken screaming? He had an egg stuck in his butt.
