What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
dont cracke this joke up!
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
What is a egg 🥚
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
I LOVE EGGS
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
i think your eggcellent
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
why did the egg fall off the motorbike
he was shite
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion
