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Wife

Anonymous

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

Dad

Anonymous

my dads just like my eggs…runny🤣😭🥺

Cow

Hannah p

My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space

Hint… it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu

That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs

Things

Anonymous

How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.

Dad

jasmine

my eggs are just like my dad…none egg-istent

Puns

Anonymous

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk… oh come on don’t be hard boiled

Bar

JJTheGreatJokeMaker

A Chicken walks into a Bar.

He Orders Dr. Pepper

He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.

Fat

natlus

Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!

Puns

Pear

Eggs

You crack me up

Man

Kiwi

A person laughs everyday. “Man,” they say, "I’m glad I’m not an egg, otherwise I’d just CRACK MYseLf uP!

Puns

urmomgaylol

Why did the chicken cross the road

He forgot his eggs

Difference

Anonymous

Let’s get this right. What’s the difference between an egg and a wank. You can beat an egg but you can’t beat…

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Puns

Anonymous

I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.

Egg

Anonymous

Egg

Puns

KoolDood

What do you call a bad ‘egg’ meme?

Deep fried

Puns

The Honorable Punjab

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Cross

Anonymous

why did the egg cross the road ?

cause he wanted to be scrambled

Puns

Tjs

what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!

God

Anonymous

My god my egg jokes are eggcellent

Egg

Anonymous

what do you call and egg murder?

An eggs_terminator

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