Education jokes
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why are my students so naughty?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Was 9 + 10?