Education jokes
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."