Education jokes
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
My mom picked my major.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.