Education jokes

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Why can't orphans go to school?

They don't have a home to go to.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Why are my students so naughty?

How do bees go to school?

They go on a school buzz.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.