Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Education Jokes
2 times 4 equals 18?
300? You are a 3.0.
Her (DYM 101).
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
