Education jokes
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Memes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Her (DYM 101).
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!