Education jokes
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
I for the class?
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
I give homework.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.