Education jokes

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

2 times 4 equals 18?

300? You are a 3.0.

Her (DYM 101).

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.