Education jokes
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Memes
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Her (DYM 101).
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
2 times 4 equals 18?