Education jokes
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why are my students so naughty?
300? You are a 3.0.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Was 9 + 10?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
I give homework.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
2 times 4 equals 18?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Her (DYM 101).
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.