Education jokes
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
300? You are a 3.0.