Education jokes

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Why are my students so naughty?

Why can't orphans go to school?

They don't have a home to go to.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a school buzz.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Why does the emo kid skip class?

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

300? You are a 3.0.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Was 9 + 10?

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

I give homework.