What's a witch's favorite subject?
Education Jokes
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
My mom picked my major.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
