Education jokes
300? You are a 3.0.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Her (DYM 101).
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.