Education jokes
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Memes
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
I for the class?
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
At school, I love to have fun!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.