Education jokes
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"