Education jokes

Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 8 9.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.

What's a witch's favorite subject?

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.

I for the class?

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"